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log6:

“Christ on a cracker” well actually I think you’ll find Christ is the cracker. And also the wine. But you wouldn’t know that you fucking protestant heathen

— 4 months ago with 40288 notes

truefangirlheart:

aragima:

starredforlife:

okay i made another quiz but this time it’s which monster you’ll get to hook up with. reblog with your result!!

is it just me or did the second question have anybody else like

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— 7 months ago with 128488 notes
#aw i got mothman  #i was expecting something hornier honestly but i’ll take it 

6balls:

whenever I talk to my cat about some human related business and he just walks away I think of this image

A drifloon pokemon floats away. Text underneath it reads "trivial."ALT

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— 11 months ago with 48077 notes

kimwexlersstrap:

smallredb0y:

as is known im not up to speed on bcs but i think jesse was tryna hit and kim shouldve let him. fucking a little twink right after divorcing your cringefail husband is a powermove

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— 11 months ago with 869 notes

gerardpilled:

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Exclusive photo of the merch stand at the 100 gecs + mcr show

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— 11 months ago with 4738 notes

max1461:

novac:

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Need to know your opinion on this like….. This is so hard

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ok, legitimately, this is some east coast brainrot

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— 11 months ago with 54919 notes
#wings easy 

toskarin:

toskarin:

you’ve gotta have friends who are older than you, not because you’re a dumb kid, but because you’ll be terrified of growing up otherwise

being the oldest person you allow yourself to know will eat holes in your brain and you’ll start saying weird stuff

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— 11 months ago with 79058 notes
#hanging out with a coworker in her 40s next week and i love her dearly 

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skoople:

another heavy handed symbolism moment: my mom has a potted sunflower in the kitchen. because it is a sunflower, it keeps turning towards the light from the window. my mother keeps rotating it so it faces inward because she wants “to see its beautiful petals and have it really brighten up the space!” . the sunflower is visibly wilting .

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— 11 months ago with 130778 notes

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babyanimalgifs:

An adorable little hognose doing their best to become a ring 

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Rating: CUTE!

This is an adorable young hognose snake exhibiting natural behavior. They’re not the smartest snakes in the world, and they’ll happily spend all day exploring the same place over and over if you let them. Mine loves to weave between my fingers like this.

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— 11 months ago with 97532 notes

greelin:

bisexual people can communicate via telepathy with other bisexual people in the room btw

— 11 months ago with 75 notes